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grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

derinthemadscientist:

submissiveinseattle:

derinthemadscientist:

spookytaleofgears:

derinthemadscientist:

spookytaleofgears:

derinthemadscientist:

spookytaleofgears:

derinthemadscientist:

spookytaleofgears:

derinthemadscientist:

spookytaleofgears:

derinthemadscientist:

spookytaleofgears:

derinthemadscientist:

crazyjetty:

derinthemadscientist:

vvarinn:

Unaccountably Peckish has risen to 3!

What

what are these things

Frozen Philly Cheesesteak, basically.
Had no clue the chicken version existed, though.

Cheese… steak… ?

Is that anything like cheesecake?

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Derin, it’s this.  It’s a kind of sandwich.

WAIT YOU CAN BUY FROZEN SANDWICH IN AMERICA

FROZEN SANDWICH

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SERVING SUGGESTION

THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE SANDWICH WHILE IT’S HOT AND MELTY BUT YOU CAN’T ALWAYS MAKE IF FROM SCRATCH AT HOME BECAUSE STEAK IS EXPENSIVE

DOES THE CONCEPT OF FROZEN FOOD NOT EXIST IN AUSTRALIA DERIN IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE MEANING

Frozen food, yes

Not frozen SANDWICHES

You guys don’t have cordial but you instead have what’s basically jelly that doesn’t set and nobody eats meat pies but you can buy hotdogs and pharmacies and now you have FROZEN SANDWICHES WHAT EVEN IS AMERICA

We have fruit juice, you doughnut.  It’s just made of corn and petroleum usually.  We have jelly that sets fine.  And I’ve eaten a meat pie.  Calm yourself, Derin.

Fruit juice isn’t cordial!

I know you have normal jelly but you also have that one that doesn’t set and you just drink it. What’s it called? Coolaid?

Kool-aid has exactly 0% fruit of any kind and is pure petroleum pretty much.  It isn’t a type of jelly at all, it’s a powdered flavor for drinks.  Are you trying to think of Jell-O?

No because I don’t speak American.

What we call Jell-O:
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What we call jelly:

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Kool-aid:

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That’s not jelly it’s jam.

Next you’ll pronounce aluminium weird

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JAM AND JELLY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS HERE DERIN WE HAVE THREE TYPES

HOW IS JAM DIFFERENT FROM PRESERVATIVES

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY SPREADS BUT NO PIES

Preserves has chunks of fruit in it, whereas Jam does not

This thread has officially made my night 

So what’s jelly? Really stiff jam??

Do you guys have marmalade or do you call that something different as well?

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aduhm:

conqueered:

zooeydeschannoying:

aduhm:

the TRUE gay icon

i want to see him and lohanthony fight to the death

honestly it’s kind of offensive to assume he’s gay

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

vinebox:

i got a question 

clientsfromhell:

I created a PDF of some gift tags for a client. They were arranged in portrait orientation so they would print on an 8.5” x 11” page like a regular document. I sent them to her, she said they were perfect, and I forgot about the transaction.

A few weeks later, she writes to me in a panic.

Even the most dire sci-fi story is hopeful. In most cases, there is an underlying presumption that humanity will not have been eradicated by war, famine, or natural disaster, by the time the narrative kicks-in.

legacyofbigboss:

kingmunsterxvii:

pizza-supper:

………….

This is art

This comment more than makes up for the stupidity of this petition.

jaraxxus:

they look kind of like they’re

boning

silkdildo:

When you’re in the forbidden forest and you stumble across Draco Malfoy putting his thingie in Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’s you-know-what

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hotel-job:

GUEST: Can you give me a couple of suggestions for a brunch place within walking distance?
CONCIERGE: Absolutely. This is a list of restaurants in walking distance and these (circles 4) offer brunch.
GUEST: No, no. Some places actually serve brunch.
CONCIERGE: Right. The ones I circled offer…